Doug Coupland to Niall Hobhouse

God what a mess!

A mixture of laziness, zealotry, brown nosing, passive aggression and cattle blinders. At the very least, has nobody considered global warming and the possible obsolescence of the walled garden? (Yammer, yammer, yammer)

‘Smiling at the sound of an evening partridge’

PUKE

If I can help decode the mess, sure. But boy, what a crew of disasters. Landscape gardeners inhabit a universe of perpetual instability because they’re never sure if they’re considered as architects or florists.


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